Skills I have that don't go over well on a LinkedIn profile:

  • Recite the alphabet backwards quickly and flawlessly
  • Count by ones to infinity
  • Click a mouse button >100 times in 10 seconds
  • Quote Star Wars: A New Hope from memory

Past accomplishments:

  • 100% completed The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    • Sub-accomplishment: defeated the Water Temple boss Morpha in <10 seconds